THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE
BAD SPELLING -
PRIVACY PLEASE -
LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
BAD JUDGMENT -
SHOCKING ACCIDENT -
POLICE HARD AT WORK -
McBURNT
I'D RATHER HOLD IT -
PILE UP -
FORGOT SOMETHING
LET ME EXPLAIN
THESE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!
HOW WAS YOUR CEREAL THIS MORNING?
HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOR
The Ass Family
Boy Genius!
Tattoo Of The Year
It doesn't matter how many people you
send this to, just remember if it made you
smile, your friends will smile too!
Dont Forget To Join Our Yahoo Groups : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goingcrazy
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood , Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly ,
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist! (@@)
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I Lov You Too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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