letters written by IT employees

Posted by Mohan Kumar | 6/21/2008


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for
leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along
with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave".

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan"
ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave
my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 O'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave".

6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today "

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer
to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I
am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle
both with good experience, I am applying for the post.


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1 comments
  1. krishna kashyap av August 26, 2009 at 7:29 AM  

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