Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood , Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly ,
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist! (@@)
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I Lov You Too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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